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What the hell am I doing in MIami?

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written by   wilfredo dominguez www.wilfredo-dominguez.com I was filthy rich in Cuba! -  What the...! How stupid can you be? Why in the world did you leave? -  Wow! That hurt! But, wait, don't get mad at me! I left, because in Cuba there's a dictatorship, children are starving, police would throw me in jail because I want democracy, they torture me and blah, blah, blah... Phew! Forget about that crap; I didn't leave because of that. Listen, seriously, I still don't know why I left, 'cause, damn it, in Cuba, you can get anything you want, for real. Look, let me
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Cubans 4 Trump Without Internet.

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Hunting Down a Trumpian Cuban Mambí!

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For whatever it takes, Trump! written by   wilfredo dominguez www.wilfredo-dominguez.com Twenty years ago, it was all about mud and factory in Hialeah, and the Fonomemecos(1) were busy promoting Metro Piece of Sh*t. Those were the early days of the now extensively researched FHS ( fuck the homo sapiens ) era. One of those days, I met the Mambí (2), as they used to call him. Cheo , a family friend whom I was visiting in the eastern part of the City that Progresses , as Hialeah was also known back then, introduced us. The Mambí was a typical Cuban with a dangerous but rather boring miliciano (3) background that he tried to hide without much success and, of course, he was revolutionari-ly boastful to the extreme and an annoying loudmouth. For as long as I stayed at Cheo's that day, the Mambí didn't shut his mouth for a second; he couldn't stop complaining about how he was exploited
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The Great Crappy Wall of Trump.

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